I received the following e-mail, despite never having had an account at this bank:

Dear LloydsTSB Online Account Holder During our usual security enhancement protocol, we observed multiple login attempt error while login in to your online LloydTSB account.
We have believed that someone other than you is trying to access your account For security reasons,we have temporarily suspend your account and your access to online banking and will be restricted if you fail to update.
Please click on the reference below to initiate the verification process and re-confirm your membership details.
https://www.lloydstsb.com/customer.ibc?action=update#2
Thank You.
LloydsTSB Online
They haven’t cod me out, but I suppose there’s plenty more gullible phish in the sea, who will swallow this hook, line and sinker. When they find out they’ve been had they’ll be gutted. Not a very interesting blog post, but I did it just for the halibut.