Isn’t WordPress’s “Blog Stats” a fantastic thing? By using blog stats to find out what people typed into their search engine to accidentally discover a link to the Dreaming Arm, I now know that چارلز برانسون is the Persian for Charles Bronson and “bolševník velkolepý” is the Czech for giant hogweed.
Amazing. This knowlede could come in handy next time I need to hire an Iranian hitman to rid the Czech Republic of poisonous invasive plant species.
The Dreaming Armadillo 
How did you know I was looking for an Iranian hitman?
Now that the president of Iran is currently double-jobbing as manager of Ipswich Town, anything’s possible!